You may ask, "what does Oreo do all day?" Well, here is what I do:

9:00 sleep

9:30 play

10:00 eat

10:30 destroy window blinds

(click on paw to see my best work)

11:00 eat

11:30 knock stuff off shelves

12:00 eat

12:30 sleep

1:00 eat

1:30 eat

2:00 eat

2:30 poop

3:00 beat up other cat

3:30 eat

4:00 eat

4:30 unravel toilet paper roll

5:00 Hide from owner